Jerry Zezima
Humorist, author, public nuisance
Sunday, February 1, 2026
"Mission: Implausible"
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By Jerry Zezima TOP SECRET To: Tom Cruise From: Jerry Zezima Re: “Mission: Implausible” Dear Mr. Cruise: I am a dashing, heroic ...
Sunday, January 25, 2026
"Mr. Coffee"
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By Jerry Zezima As a man who dozes off at the drop of a hat, even though I don’t wear one, I find it hard to wake up and smell the coffee...
Sunday, January 18, 2026
"Window Puns Are a Real Pane"
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By Jerry Zezima If it weren’t for Venetian blinds, it would be curtains for me. It also would be valances, drapes, shutters and other cov...
Monday, January 12, 2026
"Don't Take Snow for an Answer"
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By Jerry Zezima Because I am a geezer with a heart condition, I’m not ashamed to admit that when it comes to shoveling snow, I am also a ...
Sunday, January 4, 2026
"Canine Clothing Conspiracy"
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By Jerry Zezima I wouldn’t be barking up the wrong clothes tree to say that my younger daughter’s dog has a better wardrobe than I do. ...
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