Jerry Zezima
Humorist, author, public nuisance
Sunday, March 15, 2026
"A Cut Above"
›
By Jerry Zezima Blood, goes a familiar idiom, which can now be applied to this familiar idiot, is thicker than water. That’s why I nee...
Sunday, March 8, 2026
"Retaining a Perfect Smile"
›
By Jerry Zezima Word of mouth has it that my mouth isn’t as big as everyone thinks and that my foot (size 11 wide) isn’t stuck in it. ...
Sunday, March 1, 2026
"No Money Down the Drain"
›
By Jerry Zezima If I started my own plumbing business, I would be like the Three Stooges, who played plumbers in one of their classic mov...
Sunday, February 22, 2026
"From Russia, With Cable"
›
By Jerry Zezima If I had my own TV show, a sitcom like “Everybody Loves Raymond” that I would call “Some People Seem to Like Jerry,” th...
Sunday, February 15, 2026
"Let's Get Elliptical"
›
By Jerry Zezima According to an old saying, which must have been said by somebody old, muscles have memory. I forget who said it because ...
›
Home
View web version