Jerry Zezima
Humorist, author, public nuisance
Sunday, August 30, 2026
"The Wheels on the Car"
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By Jerry Zezima Hey, boys and girls, and all of you adult drivers, here’s a song you can sing to the tune of the everlastingly popular bu...
Sunday, August 23, 2026
"Writer on the Storm Door"
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By Jerry Zezima If there was one thing I had in common with our old storm door, aside from the fact that we both let in hot air, it’s tha...
Sunday, August 16, 2026
"It's in the Cards"
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By Jerry Zezima I am not a good enough athlete to have my own baseball card, and I am not animated enough to have my own Pokemon card, bu...
Sunday, August 9, 2026
"Baby, It's Cold Inside"
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By Jerry Zezima Whenever it’s hot, I’m cold. And whenever it’s cold, I’m hot. I know it’s not cool to say this, but the cold fact is t...
Sunday, August 2, 2026
"Water Bottles Everywhere"
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By Jerry Zezima It’s a good thing 70 percent of Earth’s surface is covered by water (the other 30 percent is covered by asphalt and bird ...
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