tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6271503432039704506.post8450785934512630022..comments2024-03-10T23:05:59.039-07:00Comments on Jerry Zezima: "Branching Out"Jerry Zezimahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14450567734790692830noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6271503432039704506.post-49191901252224247702011-10-20T19:23:57.020-07:002011-10-20T19:23:57.020-07:00Thanks, Foxy. I don't need a saw to saw wood a...Thanks, Foxy. I don't need a saw to saw wood at night, but you can see that I saw that I'd be proud to take the chainsaw, which I will use to saw wood during the day.Jerry Zezimahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14450567734790692830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6271503432039704506.post-41195161277325844792011-10-20T10:57:54.277-07:002011-10-20T10:57:54.277-07:00You have just been willed a chainsaw (your Dad'...You have just been willed a chainsaw (your Dad's) . That makes you a member of the chain gang . Keep sawing during the day but not at night ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.foxyroxynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6271503432039704506.post-3670005307634546812011-10-18T04:25:09.012-07:002011-10-18T04:25:09.012-07:00And the whipsawing, Darev2005, would have us in a ...And the whipsawing, Darev2005, would have us in a daze.Jerry Zezimahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14450567734790692830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6271503432039704506.post-15327438989987649142011-10-18T04:24:13.680-07:002011-10-18T04:24:13.680-07:00Thanks, Heidi. Tell your husband he's not alon...Thanks, Heidi. Tell your husband he's not alone. Still, one terrible idea is enough. Next time, I'll hire a professional. You know, of course, that the only people for whom terrible ideas are good ideas are humor columnists.Jerry Zezimahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14450567734790692830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6271503432039704506.post-39250492004482584312011-10-17T23:49:40.856-07:002011-10-17T23:49:40.856-07:00Very clever! Pretty much anything that sounds lik...Very clever! Pretty much anything that sounds like a terrible idea (sawing tree with handsaw terrible)--my husband would be "down with". Awesome column!Heidi-"Heidi in Real Life"https://www.blogger.com/profile/01765631003765541364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6271503432039704506.post-71004732083155453332011-10-17T08:45:22.276-07:002011-10-17T08:45:22.276-07:00That's the problem with long running puns. We...That's the problem with long running puns. We could be whipsawing back and forth for days!JustRexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00389126268262607714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6271503432039704506.post-64969595941733125792011-10-16T09:02:23.150-07:002011-10-16T09:02:23.150-07:00Don't stop, Darev2005. This could go on indefi...Don't stop, Darev2005. This could go on indefinitely. I'm sure you see, as I saw, that it could be like a seesaw.Jerry Zezimahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14450567734790692830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6271503432039704506.post-91426792243304533452011-10-16T07:55:11.511-07:002011-10-16T07:55:11.511-07:00I just couldn't help replying to your cutting ...I just couldn't help replying to your cutting remarks.<br /><br />**sigh** Okay, I'll stop now.JustRexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00389126268262607714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6271503432039704506.post-8967334743573813372011-10-15T09:24:34.866-07:002011-10-15T09:24:34.866-07:00Thanks, Darev2005. I am showing my teeth right now...Thanks, Darev2005. I am showing my teeth right now because I am smiling at your comment. You must have graduated from Pun State.Jerry Zezimahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14450567734790692830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6271503432039704506.post-76343148882122682982011-10-15T08:11:38.479-07:002011-10-15T08:11:38.479-07:00That's the kind of story a guy could really si...That's the kind of story a guy could really sink his teeth into! (grin)JustRexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00389126268262607714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6271503432039704506.post-64873773268448164002011-10-14T06:05:09.930-07:002011-10-14T06:05:09.930-07:00Thanks, Dave. I have to hand it to you for your re...Thanks, Dave. I have to hand it to you for your remark about handsaws. Of course, you'd have to go to a chain store for a chainsaw. I see that you saw the difference in the saws.Jerry Zezimahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14450567734790692830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6271503432039704506.post-33087868070589899292011-10-14T05:54:54.671-07:002011-10-14T05:54:54.671-07:00Excellent column, Jerry! Another expert combinatio...Excellent column, Jerry! Another expert combination of humor and storytelling. If a tree branch fell on a branch library, should I take out a book about handsaws?Dave Astorhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/dave-astornoreply@blogger.com